Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Churches (1)

There are approximately 3,000 churches in Oklahoma City. I have estimated this from the fact that there are 18 pages of them listed in the Yellow Pages, and on the random page which I selected, there were 168. They include every conceivable denomination, from African Methodist Episcopal (8) to Word of Faith (1). Some of the more colourful options on offer include the Emmanuel Temple of Praise and Deliverance, the Prophetic Armed Word Ministry, God’s Time Tabernacle of Joy and Peace, and Truck Stop Ministries.

This is a very religious place. Churches are everywhere: big, cavernous sheds of buildings, with enormous signs and ample parking. There is certainly no shortage of routes to divine revelation, should one be seeking it.

Of course there are churches which are more recognisable to me too: Methodist, Baptist, Presbyterian, Catholic, Lutheran. Even the good old C of E gets squeezed in, in the form of Episcopalian churches. I imagine that there is enough variety here to encompass forms of worship and theology with which I might personally feel more at home, although I have a feeling that the majority will specialise in the kind of saccharine, emotive, theatrical displays available on certain network TV channels.

What you do have to remember is that almost everyone you meet will be very religious, and that this will inform their whole outlook on life and the way in which they conduct themselves. Academics, lawyers, mechanics, taxi drivers, the guy who serves you your burger in McDonalds – all will probably be fervent worshippers of one kind or another. To some extent, this probably helps to explain the outgoing friendliness and good-naturedness of most people, and I’m still weighing up whether or not this means I should be more cynical and circumspect about it. Probably not, because I imagine its root is completely genuine. Perhaps miserable buggers like me could even learn something from it. I’m not sure it’s necessary for me to sign up to the New Hope Overcoming Church of the Living God in order to do so, though.

5 comments:

chris said...

Andrew dont be fooled by the apparent good naturedness of some of the "God Fearing" people. I find here and yes I believe I have been unlucky with some of the characters I have met, whilst claiming to be Christian I have found some behave very unchristian like.

Andrew said...

I'm sure that's true, although I think it's also true that some people go to church not because they think they are perfect, but because they know they're not perfect and want to try to be better.

Andrew said...

Sorry, that sounded a bit preachy. I suppose what I really mean is that it's difficult to generalise about these things. In a culture where church-going is the norm, you're going to get good people going to church as well as bad people.

Philip Howard said...

Have you been equipped with a Bible Belt? I hear they're all wearing them these days...

Andrew said...

Probably preferable to a chastity belt. Or then again, maybe not...